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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 02:14

No way
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Which daily habits can help you keep a clear and positive mind?
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Does the Hamas charter specifically call for the death of all Jews and the destruction of Israel?
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Mariners fall flat again: 'We'll keep fighting' - The Seattle Times
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Why climbing the stairs can be good for your body and brain - BBC
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Quia quia unde harum qui quas.
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)